Dental Jokes
We All Love Dental Jokes, Here are just a few of the good ones.
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is
eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious - Hollandaise sauce. I
loved it so much I now put it on everything: meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's most likely the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your
upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use a plate made out of chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the
cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check.
The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well: "How old are you?" No response.
The dentist then asked: "Don't you know how old you are?" Immediately four tiny fingers went up.
"Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?" Four little fingers went up once again.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked: "Can you talk?"
The solemn little patient looked at him and asked: "Yes! And can you count?"
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
Q: What kind of award should you give your dentist?
A: A little plaque.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Q: Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
